Who wears short-shorts?
Friday, June 28, 2013 7:30 AM
I just bought my first pair of shorts (not workout) since probably middle school. Why did I do this crazy gesture? Because sometimes it's just too beaver dam hot to wear capris to hide your flaws. Let's face it, if it's 85 degrees out, and you see someone wearing capris, they're not doing it because they're chilly or showing off a cool fashion statement. They're ashamed of the legs & sweating their bouncy balls off. Are MY legs rockin hot and sexy? No. Are my legs tanned and toned and ready for the summer? No. But, I am determined to wear them with a cute top and sandals and show the world what I do have....Guts. It takes a lot of guts for women to wear shorts, I mean, 90% of woman have cellulite, and that's the main reason we are shunned from shorts.
Your welcome JcPenney. Legs shown in picture, may or may not be kickin asphalts
But, I mean the most that could really happen from me wearing shorts, is people seeing me enjoying a nice breeze on my legs, then notice the imperfections, then go back to wishing they would of just worn shorts instead of having back knee sweat, oh and I'd like to think they are chaffing. So, JCPenney just hooked me up with $14.99 black jean shorts, not too short, but not to my knee either, those are just dumb and might as well go the extra 5 inches past my knee cap for some super awesome cargo pants that have extra cool triangular shaped pockets for all of my gadgets like chapstick, my trusty pocket knife, rocks and marbles.
So, who else is with me in the shorts department?!
P.S.S. If you see someone wearing shorts working out, you CANNOT judge them one bit. They are also being smart by keeping cool, and obviously working on their physique. We all shake what our mama's gave us, some just shake more than others.