“Seagulls are a major problem in our area. We must get rid of them! There’s hundreds of them in the old Kmart parking lot and in back, too. You can’t even ride a bike there. I did and feared for my life. They see you coming and all dive bomb you like in the movie, ‘The Birds.’ Plus, they crap on you, too. Someone is going to get seriously hurt or worse. They must get rid of them soon.”